- DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- DC: Wait-
- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
- DC: I didn't-
- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- Marvel: PEACE
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most of the time its just bullshite I see on my dash so deal with it it might go from gorey anime stuffs to kittens who knows man
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You can call me Toby or Kas or whatevs
so long as its not Tofu ur okay
I get sad sometimes (and by that I mean Im pretty much always sad)
dont bother asking why
it just happens a lot okay
my blog is mostly SFW but who knows there might be some fics or gore or shite im just respecting dudes choices man
(if I could this would probably be hella NSFW but who gives a flyin fig eh)
I have an art blog too
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because why the hell not I do commissions and shit and answer magical questions and cool shizzle
I dont post muvh tho because art takes time D:
I call everyone my babies
so I swear im not sleeping with everyone
DONT CRITISIZE MY LIFE CHOICES
I have an obsession with Coldplay
I have depression, extreme social and phsycial anxiety
I got MPD and the 'other me' is an asshole
I leik art
I play all the video games
My fav video game is either MC or GoW
Im an avid cosplayer
I look like a man because I identify as one :3
Im a chub-a-lub and idgas
I lack any ability to make friends
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