July232014
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
4AM
merindab:

I found where good ideas go to die.

merindab:

I found where good ideas go to die.

(via enderoid)

4AM

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater, via enderoid)

4AM
headphonepoe:

H̭͖͇͍̩̙̮͟e͉̲̙l̴̖̻̰̞̘̟̺p͕̦̩̳͎͕ ͘m̴̻͔̫ę̼͖̩̬.҉̬͚̮̞.̧̹̱̯͇̩͇̹.̣̖͕

headphonepoe:

H̭͖͇͍̩̙̮͟e͉̲̙l̴̖̻̰̞̘̟̺p͕̦̩̳͎͕ ͘m̴̻͔̫ę̼͖̩̬.҉̬͚̮̞.̧̹̱̯͇̩͇̹.̣̖͕

(via irdeadite)

4AM

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

(via bloodlipped)

4AM

diaemyung:

Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert. 

(via ocea91)

4AM

typette:

anna-of-the-southern-isles:

allthefandomslivehere:

My grandma’s reaction to Hans’ betrayal. I love it.

THIS IS THE BEST THING

everyone’s reaction to Hans’ betrayal.

(via ocea91)

4AM

phasers:

phasers’ slightly-used tablet giveaway

Includes:

- Wacom Bamboo with original components & some original packaging

used a handful of times but I’d rather it go to someone who can spend more time with it!

Rules:

- you don’t have to follow me but it’d be cool if you did

- like & reblog as many times as you wish

- no giveaway blogs please!

- I will ship within Canada and the continental United States

- your inbox must be open & I will need a non-P.O. Box address!

- winner has 48 hours to respond

giveaway ends July 23rd

good luck!

(via bloodlipped)

3AM

yogships:

soyrwoo:

hott-like-a-trott:

soyrwoo:

I did this like a year ago and I never finished it

Reblog this every time or you can not be part of this fandom

what

I just want to know the story behind it, Soyrwoo.

3AM

X&Y Era

(Source: buckin-love, via coldplayeveryday)

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