July282014
slenbee:



WHAT AM I…? | OFF Part 7
If this is confusing to you…it’ll all make sense in due time. ;)
"I think the huge, frightening ducky has won this round…" - Sugar

Gif version of last nights image that can be found here:
http://slenbee.tumblr.com/post/93087020804

slenbee:

WHAT AM I…? | OFF Part 7

If this is confusing to you…it’ll all make sense in due time. ;)

"I think the huge, frightening ducky has won this round…" - Sugar

Gif version of last nights image that can be found here:

http://slenbee.tumblr.com/post/93087020804

(via shutupnurse)

4PM
2PM

onemanstampede:

the-moose-has-the-tardis:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

So glad to see this again. It was one of the first Tumblr posts I saw.

(via apsychoticpanda)

(1,323,827 plays)

2PM
2PM

(Source: butterpaint, via bloodlipped)

4AM

ikolism:

when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot

image

(Source: gyuki, via masterlalna)

4AM
4AM
bloodlipped:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


*James voice* absolutely

bloodlipped:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

*James voice* absolutely

(Source: cockedtail)

3AM
lipslieslust:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

best. story. ever. 

lipslieslust:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

best. story. ever. 

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via honeyphos)

3AM

(Source: natallie-dormer, via shutupnurse)

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